November 4, 2009 (HA HA JK its just 2003!)
I just wanna say how much of a ladies man I am! I had like 20 girls who are all over me. Emily Merrel, Erin Vachhiono.. and other fine pieces of ass! I take them for drives around in my pimped-out volvo (Hahaa yes I took the toilet paper off you funny fellas) and watch movies with them WHEN I AM THE ONLY GUY THERE!!! at emily merrel's house they were so absorbed with me that they didnt even notice my buddies were t-p-ing her her house while we were in it!! (I didnt notice either, probably cus i had too much beer or something... LoL!!) Well thats enough for YA today, I think I'll go lift weights or go for a run.
October 31, 2003 (HALLOWEEN MUTHAFUCKA!!!)
WOW I probably just had the best Halloween ever!!!! First I fucked carry ondash (as usual) and then I pimped out through town, probably SMOKED a little but I Really dont remember. I then went to this house but i dont know whose BUT IT WAS A BOUNCIN' PARTAY!! my friends called me (brantley and those kids) but they are boring and not good enough for me SO I HUNG UP ON THEIR ASSES!
But when I got home my madre was pissed cus some rowdy kids had egged and toilet papered my house. I guess thats what you get for being so fuckin popular. whatever im just gonna go watch my show jerry jer and then maybe some SIMPSONS!!!!!!!
October 29, 2003
OH DUDE I AM SO EXCITED! I found the perfect girl. Check out this site. At the bottom she's Basically listing my specs right there: dark hair... goatee... masculine... good sense of humor... OH MAN I GOTTA MEET THIS HOTTIE!!
today i rememberd that i am the best fucking frisbee player ever. i dont catch it every time... but neither does jack. if i'm having a bad frisbee day i'll definately take off my shirt and show of my body to all the ladies cheering from the sidelines. this one time after i took about 3 shots in 2 seconds, this chick was sucking my cock while i was playing frisbee, this was all when i was staying in a college dorm. they had such hard core parties, i must of banged like 5 chicks each night i was there! this one dude named sam had a fucking supra with neon lights and MASSIVE 6x9s in the back. i cant fit 6x9s in my ride, but when my dad buys me the supra i'll be hookin that up for sure!
wow... i think that 24 was the coolest show on last night. i had a cool away message last night too.... it said: 24....BITCH i really havent watched 24 before but i heard alot about it so i checked it out and its FUCKIN AWSOME, its my new favorite show.
dude my goatee was really cool today. this one chick saw it and was like 'fuck me' so i did G period and thats why i couldn't play frisbee. anyways... i have to stop on days when i slick the hair back because it messes it up too much. i wont get it cut because i am a hard core, guitar playing, rock god.
oh i found this great thing today. haha... slattery thinks he found it but i had it on my hard drive on my old pc since like 1999, its this guy that goes 'wooo woo' and you should check it out. fuck slattery for stealing my idea.
ok im gonna go smoke some weed and drink a bottle of JD MYSELF!
later bitches
October 28, 2003
Hey fellow hard-core metallica fans and muffler-peoples,
I am Reid Barnett, and I am the Man. I decided to make this site since this is I believe is a better use of my time than JAMMING on my guitar and looking at cars. well, by the way, I like cars and guitars. I am really smart and I think I am going to get into and Ivy League School. I love my goatee and my awesome hairstyle. And of course, the girls are all over me. So now, a little about myself....
P.S. Man , check out this site! to bad i dont have enough time for the virtual stuff CUS I GET DRUNK EVERY NIGHT DUDE!!!
Profile Update:
home - 1.203.972.7283
cell - 1.203.981.5850
email - crystalmethod05@yahoo.com
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